urgentcum:

I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS REBLOG TO SAVE SOMEONES LIFE

urgentcum:

I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS REBLOG TO SAVE SOMEONES LIFE

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neptunain:

remember when children used to say “i know you are but what am i” bc never in my adult life have i found an incident where that phrase is more appropriate

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strivingking:

If you’re in college right now

Check the syllabus for each one of your classes right now while you bullshittin

Don’t fall behind this early in the semester off some bullshit

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rosesinmylungs:

Okay, I don’t even know why I’m saying this, but every time someone mentions “WANEGBT” and “All Too Well”, I get irritated. Everyone is talking about what 1989 is gonna be like and then people will say “but the lyrical masterpiece all too well was on the same album as wanegbt don’t lose hope”…

Eh I mean I kinda agree but I also don’t think happy should be = bad. Like, reinvent the wheel please Taylor. Like I love Shake It Off but I really hope the other songs have better lyrics and more originality.

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aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

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cup-o-teatay:

heidiweinburg:

egoting:

Some pictures from the rally today at Columbia. So much wonderful support for my sister and I! Emma and I are truly grateful to everyone who came, and everyone who was there in spirit.

This honestly makes me so emotional.

And people like to think we’re the generation who will amount to nothing, when we’re really the ones to not be fucked with.

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fuckyeahelectraheart:

Marina DMed our Twitter account to confirm we will get new music from her this month!


LEZZDOTHIS

fuckyeahelectraheart:

Marina DMed our Twitter account to confirm we will get new music from her this month!

LEZZDOTHIS

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fangirlingdragon:

cutestmoose:

iwishtoreportaburglary:

thefamilyphantom:

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

karen-valentine:

chianina:

heyfunniest:


Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

men are pussies

Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

men are penises

the post was amazing and the comments made it better.

fangirlingdragon:

cutestmoose:

iwishtoreportaburglary:

thefamilyphantom:

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

karen-valentine:

chianina:

heyfunniest:

image

Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

men are pussies

Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

men are penises

the post was amazing and the comments made it better.

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feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

shsllittlebacon:

FUCK I DIDN’T GET THAT JOKE WHEN I WAS YOUNGER

THAT SHOW’S ONLY LIKE A YEAR OLD

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